HOW TO UNLEASH YOUR MAJESTY IN THREE EASY STEPS:
1. Take time each day to stare off into the distance and think majestic thoughts. Maybe about your past. Maybe about your destiny. Maybe debating whether to have chicken or curry flavoured instant ramen for dinner. No matter. People will gaze at you in awe.
2. Pay attention to your hair. It IS possible to be majestic with scruffy hair, but it must be MAJESTICALLY scruffy.
3. Most important, you must BELIEVE you are majestic. Find your inner poise, dignity, strength, look at yourself in the mirror, pull yourself up another couple of inches and bellow “I AM MAJESTIC” until you finally believe you are the most majestic being to have ever lived.
Except Thorin, of course.